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This girl and I hooked up one night, and then again. So I’m thinkin’ “sweet! Here we goooo!!!”

Recently I called her to hang and she gave me one of those “sure, wanna go for dinner? I have to run some errands if you’d like to come with!”

She knows I have a girl, but I was still a little wigged out. Is she feelin’ me? Should I be worried?

Charlie S

Answer

I get more relationship questions than anything else. C’mon guys. C’mon.

and YES!! BE WORRIED! She’s DEFINITELY diggin’ you dude!

BUT it’s all your fault.

You’ve got a girl. Fine.

She knows you got a girl. Fine.

But did you tell her BEFORE engaging in the shameless act of adultery that it wasn’t going to go anywhere passed that? Did you? DID YOU? NO, DICK!

Girls are like guys; they’re out for themselves. If I were hooking up with a girl that I knew had a man, I wouldn’t care! (So long as the guy wasn’t my boy - Guy Code) But my ultimate goal is to get ass and end it there.

Girls are a little less sleazy. Most of them want to be committed and therefore will play their cards to that goal. You should really man the fuck up and tell her exactly this:

“Hey, just so we’re on the same page, this is as far as this can go. You’re cool with that right? I don’t want either of us to get hurt.”

“..this is as far as this can go.” Straight to the point. Don’t dance around it.

“You’re cool with that right?” It’s a sales tactic, leans the subject to agree with you.

“I don’t want either of us to get hurt.” This doesn’t create dominance, rather lets her believe you’re as vulnerable to getting hurt as she is.

And above all, its completely honest.

Girls just don’t wanna be lied to, brotholemew. Statistics prove you’re a lot more likely to hook up with her if you just tell her what she’s getting into.

Ehh? Ehh ehh???? Good right?? Now quit being a dick and leading girls on.

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1000 Words: The Beauty That was MySpace

Remember when MySpace was the leading networking site? Everyone who was anyone[under 20] had a MySpace account. It was a great place to meet people, set up events, meet people, harmlessly flirt with classmates, and meet people!

And of course the power it held shat on itself, eventually leading the site to become a breading ground for virtual STDs. Awesome!

Alas I digress… I was apart of that MySpace craze when it first came out. I blasted pictures of getting tanked and said “wuttup girl, ugghh!” to any hot piece of ace that was within driving distance of my area code.

Once I spoke to this girl for about a week. She was dope! Great personality, cute face, awesome sense of humor. I was also coming out of a 3-year relationship, and that was after already rockin’ with MySpace for a year as a bachelor! It was like being five and allowed to go back to the bottle! NIPPLES!

This girl was really somethin’. And I’m sorry I can’t give names cuz I’m not as much of a dick as Charlie (that dude with the question). What I remember most was how funny she was! She laughed at everything, and on top, she wanted it baaaaad. …then again every girl on MySpace did.

But, I forgot to remember the most important bit of detail out of the entire equation; I met her on MySpace. I’m gonna stop the story here and let you see what I’m talking about.

and from the art of cropping…

This isn’t really her, but you get the point.

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