Dear Arora

I seriously, SERIOUSLY want a 12inch penis. I’ve tried everything from pumps, pills, to the spray. My girlfriend says she noticed a difference in my performance! But not in size… which caused me to be sad and perform weak again. Crumb.

Is there really any possible way to get a 12 inch dick?

Anonymous [for obvious reasons]

Answer

Pay good attention to this brother, because this is the final stamp on dick enlargement:

There is absolutely no possible way to add inches to your penis.

Here are explanations to the most commonly known “methods.”

Herbs / Pills / Pharmaceutical

UGLY TRUTH: They don’t work. The key ingredients to them are vasodilators which forces an extensive amount of blood into your blood vessels, thus maximizing Senior Pecker’s true potential. But it doesn’t actually add anything more that you don’t already have.

UPSIDE: The over-the-counter herbal remedies aren’t so terrible for you. They usually include key ingredients good for your prostate (ie: Saw Palmetto, Pumpkinseed oil, Red Clover etc.) and keepin’ your prostate in good shape is very beneficial to your peepee!

Stretching

This is a pretty popular method that isn’t talked about in the open all that much. A lot of guys will add weights (not like the gym, dumbass) to their cyclops. That stretches the skin out in hopes to slowly add length.

UGLY TRUTH: Though some people say they’ve gotten a couple centimeters, It hasn’t been proven to work yet. More importantly, you can very easily cause irreversible damage to your nerves and vessels, thus causing a completely opposite result.

UPSIDE: Some dudes use their hands (hand stretching). Chances are you’re not gonna pull hard enough, long enough to inflict pain.. unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Pumps

UGLY TRUTH: They don’t have any sort of permanent side effect to your dick.. REPHRASE: They don’t have any positive permanent side effect to your Yogurt Slinger. As in, they can also cause nerve or blood vessel damage.

UPSIDE: It can make for a good sex toy.. if you’re into that sort of thing.

SURGICAL

UGLY TRUTH: You can surgically add inches to Goliath. All you have to do is use a needle to apply local anesthesia, cut that shit off with a knife, stitch on a dead guy’s shaft, and wait a month for the scars to heal and the circumcision-like pain to subside. Oh, and insurance wont cover it… and there’s a good chance it’ll ruin the sensory nerves… AWESOME!

UPSIDE: …It works!

Weightloss

UGLY TRUTH: For every 20lbs you lose, you’ll add about half an inch! The bad part; it doesn’t work if you gain weight on purpose.

UPSIDE: Being in shape is extremely good for your libido, from maximizing your size and stamina, to giving your the false confidence that you’re good-looking enough to approach a girl. Ehh?!!!

That’s it, fella. You can’t realistically add length that isn’t already there. But you can maximize your potential. Arora’s Advice: take all that energy you’ve been wasting and learn how to be a sex god. That’s what really matters.

If all else fails, do what Arora did to make his dick 12 inches: fold it in half…. BAZING!

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