Wild Life

There are dozens of reasons to have A Fish Bowl. I put it at the top of the list because of it, and because its the one thing that will keep you sane during all those stagnant nights studying. Not only does it add life to your room (Ha!) but tranquility as well. Think about all the things in your room that don’t move. Now something does! It’s something to look at while brainstorming on essays, and finally if you’re a dude, chix dig it!

 

 

A Tool Kit

Hundreds of students have wild sex every decade your college stays up. Things bound to get a little squeaky. A Tool Set, just a small with all the necessities, will come in handy more often than you’d ever expect. 

 

 

 

 

An Extra Pillow

Most dorms come with a twin bed that you can barely fit yourself on. But if someone decides that wanna spend the night with you, you bet your ass you’ll make it work! Having an extra pillow actually increases your chances because its more inviting than one. It tells the other person you don’t mind company in your space. 

 

 

A Plant

The air circulation in your dorm room is usually as quick as the veins on a frozen corpse. That gets worse when you have roommates. Having a plant generates more O2 cleansing the air and thus helping you breath. Plus, no one ever has a plant in their room. That makes you pretty bawla! Take it from me, I had one and named it after the guy I credit; Mr. Miyagi.

 

 

Oldschool Entertainment

You’ll be surprised at how many times you sit in your room when its raining out with absolutely nothing to do. Have Board Games handy. If you’ve got more multiplayer games, you’ll have more multiplayers! That goes for poker too. Not to mention you can invent some serious drinking games!

 

 

 

Seating

It doesn’t have to be a beanbag, but things for your guests to sit on is key. You want your pad to be a place people can come chill in. I prefer beanbags because not only are they space saving, but you can be fun with the Dick bag or other gag bags… shit’s funny!

 

 

A Map 

A subway map, world map, campus map, anything. You’d be surprised at how often you would need to reference a map. 

 

 

 

Air Fresheners

You room will begin to smell like old drinks, grime, flatulence, and unwelcome roommates. Do yourself a favor and invest in air fresheners. 

 

 

 

 

Mood Lighting

All these things on the list are intended to better your lifestyle and set the right mood. So what’s more important than mood lighting? It doesn’t have to be a fancy egg lamp; I’ve been in colleges where kids use christmas lights. Its all about presentation, people!

 

 

 

Top Shelf Service

Always… always be prepared. You ARE the BEST Host you’re college has to offer!

 

 

 

 

Now mack out your shag pad you boring shmuck!