Arora,

My girl just discovered that I pee in the shower. Now she’s all flippin’ out on me saying she doesn’t feel comfortable showering in that bathroom anymore. What the fuck? How do I get her to relax and see it’s not a big deal?

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Brotherman,

It’s really not a big deal. I mean urine has ammonia in it, which technically means it cleans because it kills germs. In fact did you ever hear to cure a jelly fish sting, the best thing to do is to pee on it?

I recently learned that’s actually an old wives tale, but you could totally see the logic and why it’s believable! Anyway, I’m not going to tell you to stop peeing in the shower; it all goes down the same drain and you’d be more of a moron for walking out the shower to use the toilet. Then again, maybe you should try that and see how much she likes walking in puddles every time it’s her turn. Ha!

Otherwise, what you could try is not doing it while she’s in there with you.