When Arora was in kindergarten he would pee in his mother’s vase because it was a rush to pee behind no doors.

His first girlfriend was a blond, blue-eyed girl named Christina. She showed him the birthmark on her bum. It was then when he learned what was under a diaper.

When Arora was 10 his dad told him it’s okay to have one gay experience. ..That was before he touched him.

He use to keep a gummy bear next to his Bonzai Tree. It reminded him never to start forest fires.

He once smoked marijuana with coffee grinds to counteract the fatigue effects of pot. …Now he’s bipolar.

He has a coffee stain on his calf.

He increased the size of his bum with squats.

Arora completely lies on his high school transcripts to get into a good college - it worked!

When he was 19 he got his nose pierced so that he could get away with picking his nose in public.

Arora doesn’t believe in ghosts, but he’d definitely play Ouiji with someone who would take it seriously… Just in not his house.

Found out how to make his penis 12 inches. Fold it in half.

Arora once lit a bag of poo on fire on someone’s porch. But when no one answered the door, the fire grew and he was forced to stomp it out himself.

So how does all this qualify him to give advice?  Well, Arora says:

I don’t care who you are, because it doesn’t matter. The right move is the right move.

So, click here.

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