Arora,

What gives? You have the rules of the perfect Wingman but what about the perfect Winggirl? We need back up too and sometimes thats hard to find!

Las Olas, FL

Answer:

You’re right, my apologies, love. Here are the rules of the perfect WingGirl which I actually accumulated by asking my sisters and female coworkers! That’s right, Arora does his homework.

Rules of the WingGirl

10. Know When NOT to Leave Her Alone: That’s basically anytime she’s not kicking her own game to a guy. When you see a guy scoping the room, he’s looking for easy prey. What else besides the deer with the broken leg? Be her leg.

9: She NEVER Dances Alone: This sort of ties in with #10. Dancing is no acception, in fact its the most important time. Don’t let her dance alone. That turns her into either a loser or a slut.

8: Group Bathroom Trips: You girls go to the bathroom not just for company, but for help. I don’t know exactly what kind of help because I’m a guy (and frankly would rather not know), but she’d go with you, so go with her.

7: Back Up the BullShit: Guy’s aren’t the only ones with a secondary alias. If her name is Thelma, yours is Louise and know the story.

6: Personal Stylist: Make sure she looks stunning tonight (not better than you of course). But if she’s got a run up her stocking, let her know. TP hanging out the fanny, take a blackmail picture then let her know.

5: Sleeze Repellent: If she’s being attacked by a drunk and horny 40year old frat boy still living the dream in his team jacket, get in and pull her out. If it’s on the dance floor do just the same. That’s when its OK to C-block.

4: Always on the Lookout: If you’re having a great time with a guy but she needs to be rescued, tell he guy “excuse me, I gotta rescue a fallen soldier.” Don’t worry, we’ll wait if we know you’re coming back.

3: Don’t Be the Competition: We all know girls can be catty. But if you’re having a rough night, don’t go shaking your shit on her catch. Get your own, slut.

2: Watch what SHE drinks: Make sure she doesn’t get too duffed. Not just for her sake, but I don’t think you want to go from clubbing to babysitting.

1. Leave Her Be: It’s always good to be by her side, back her up, and know when to rescue. But if things are going well, pick up on the signals and leave. Even girls want alone time with a stranger if they’re interested.

Wanna meet the actual Wing Girls? Click on their wings!

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One Response to “The WingGirl”

1. KiNg Says:
   August 5th, 2008 at 5:33 am

   Honestly Arora, honestly, come on…. Wing girl ???? When have you ever gone out and seen a “wing girl” or a chick that was COCK BLOCKING. I’ve never even heard the expression befor. Wing girl????? Sorry ladies but somethings should just be left to the men. Arora, from one legendary wing man to another its wing-MMMMMAAAANNNNN and thats the only wing there could ever be.
   Put that in your equal rights pipe and smoke it, hahahahahahahaa!!!!!

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