Arora,

 

Hey bro, any tips on how to please a girl? Not the wooing part, but with what happens in the bedroom?

Ryan Flannigan of Syracuse University, 

Sims Hall Room 314.

ID# 00400580.. just teasin

Answer:

The information below is intended for a guy’s eyes only. If you are in fact a lady and decide to read on, you can thank me by emailing AlwaysAskArora@gmail.com 

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Before Arora shares any of his badass, melt in yo mouth bedrooms tips, keep one very strict rule in mind: Always take complete control with whats going on. Even if she initiates, you throw her on her back and give. Do what you wanna do in that room (whatever that may be.. fuckin’ creepo). If you let her do all the work, A. you may not get what you want, 2. it can be a bit intimidating and cause arousal problems, and D. she’ll have nothing to tell her friends about. 

Now, the key is Foreplay. 

You’ve heard it a thousand times before. Now quit being so fuckin’ lazy and give the lady what she deserves. Use your light ammunition before firing the One Eyed Purple Yogurt Slinger. Here are some tricks I’ve coined my own:

Palming                                                                                                                                                                When you first get your hand into the golden home, don’t right away start messing around the linen closet. Palm it. The warmth of your hand will heat her up lovely, and shows you’re not too aggressive, which in turn relaxes her. 

The Pump Fake                                                                                                                                                     After starting with the clit, notion down as if you’re going to go in. Go, but only for a quick moment, then back out. It’s sort of a tease but at the same time it warms em up. Only a few times though, otherwise you are a tease… queer.

The Bicycle                                                                                                                                                   Imagine your first two fingers were on a miniature bike race. Once your inside her, peddle slow, then slowly go for the gold!

King Pin                                                                                                                                                           When your first two fingers are in, make use of your thumb. (You’ll figure it out).

Additional Golden Rules

  1. Never Neglect the Breasts
  2. Run both hands, wide grip, through her hair massaging the scalp. Then pull tight for just a sec.
  3. Get naked together. Shirt for shirt, undie for undie.
  4. Try and imagine what a good massage would feel like. Then apply. Strong, vigorous hands are always key in foreplay.

That should hold you over for a while, numb-nuts! If you’ve got any questions on what to do after the foreplay, you’ll have to ask again. Otherwise just send her on over to Arora. He’ll know what to do