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10: Chuck’s tears can cure cancer… unfortunately he never cries.
9: Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
8: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that is why there are no signs of life there.
6: There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
5: There’s no such thing as tornadoes; Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
4: Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two”
3: Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
2:They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
1:Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
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November 27th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
When Cuck NOrris gives blood he brings a gun and a buckket