Jessica Simpson

What can I say, it’s the chin.
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…or the boobs. One or the other. Either way she made it to number five for obvious reasons. Look at that. She’s the blond. The popular girl.
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You sat in class next to her, but didn’t associate with the same friends because it’s only halfway into the first quarter and your social classes haven’t been at the same party yet.

Then one day your teacher sets you up for a great joke about how the the declaration of independence was signed by 56 men in one room and thats fucking gay, and she laughs hysterical.
You talk with her over the year but only in class. And learn she’s really pretty cool! She’s a chill girl. Kind of a fucking dingbat but not mean? Genuine. A nice girl.
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And that made it all the more scarier to say, “i like you.”

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