Arora,
I’m taking a girl out to dinner and then, rather than go out for a movie she actually insisted on going back to my place to watch a good movie. [I know, I'm impressed too!] Mainly because I told her I was such a big movie buff. Since that’s an absolute lie, what’s a good date movie… one that I too can enjoy?
Shameful in Seattle
Answer:
Good job slick! But next time you spit game to a chic, make sure you know what you’re talking about. Then again, then what am I for?
Anyway, here’s a list of the Top Ten Best Date Movies as researched over the entire web. I also factored in my own knowledge of these movies (don’t worry, I majored in film). And yea, you’ll like em too.
Learn this: A date movie should be both sentimental and funny and the ending should almost always go in the direction you’re routing for (so no tragedies). Don’t just reach for the sappiest movie you can find. If its entertaining and funny you’ll keep her awake and smiling rather than just crying and “aww-ing.” Humor is key in any date.
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Tom Cruz plays an impulsive celebrity agent who’s forced to go solo when he’s fired. The only person who comes with is one of the secretaries (Renee Zellwegger) from the previous firm, and the only client willing to stick around, a self-righteous B-rated football player (Cuba Gooding Jr.)
Adam Sandler plays a heart broken wedding singer who’s fallen in love with one of his clients, Drew Barrymore. The biggest problem is she about to marry a jerk-off lady’s man who’s cheats on her relentlessly. The best part, though it’s filmed in the nineties, it takes place in the colorful eighties!
About two friends (Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan) who have been friends for years, then finally test the waters and sleep together. Can it work? Great ice-breaker for sealin’ the deal in the bedroom!
A similar feel to When Harry Met Sally in that it’s a romantic movie with just the right about of comedy thrown in. Every guy can appreciate Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan stars during her physical prime (I think). Tom Hanks is the single father of a young boy who decides to help him out and put his Dad on a dating radio show. Tom Hanks is killer in this movie during his transition period from the 80’s Ben Stiller to the acclaimed 2time Oscar Winner he stands now.
Patrick Swayze actually makes dancing look badass. He’s works as a dance instructor at a summer beach house for the rich and boring when he comes across a young thrill seeker (Jennifer Grey). She turns his world around when she teaches him some girls really do care about someone other than themselves. The only problem; good luck finding a girl who hasn’t already seen it.
John Cusack strikes again. Kate Beckinsale never looks so slammin’! A movie about two people that meet and it’s love at first site. Then lose touch only to bump into each other over and over again. It’s just as the cover states: Destiny with a sense of humor.
Two guys crash wedding to sleep with girls. Then one falls for the daughter of a very important man (Christopher Walken). Wedding Crashers is romantic without trying. Oh, and be sure to get the unrated version; the directors intentionally casted only gorgeous women for any female role… eh heh!
A movie about losing the love of your life, then silently screaming as loud as you can and hoping she’ll hear you. [it's a metaphor, guy.] This movie has tears soaked all over it. Not my absolute fav, but do you wanna get laid or what? Then deal with it. Plus, you might even learn something, guy.
One of my Top Ten favorite movies ever. Extremely witty; a well written love story with pirates, sword fights, blood, revenge, and even Andre the Giant! How could anyone not like this movie? It even stars Carey Elwes in his prime (After Robin Hood: Men in Tights, before The Crush)
Yea, that’s right! Arora put a sci-fi action movie on his Top Ten Best Date Movie’s list. Standin’ by it too! The worlds at its end when an asteroid the size of Texas is set to hit the earth in less than a week. What’s the plan? NASA hires the worlds best oil driller (Bruce Willis) on a life threatening job to land his team on the asteroid and plant a nuke in it. It’s got a shit load of great action and the hardass Die Hard King too, bro. Why will your girl like it? Liv Tyler plays the Bruce’s daughter and not only is her father on this mission, but her fiance as well (Ben Affleck).
Not that these movies are bad, but Just for the sake of it,
here are the Worst Date Movies you could possibly rent.
Don’t make the same Arora did. This movie is a complete downward spiral about how drugs take over the lives of four people in four different ways from four different sources. By the end you’ll want to wash yourself with bleach and apologize to your mother for letting her find the pot in your underwear drawer when you were 16.
Everyone’s heard of this movie. And if you actually think a graphic movie about the Holocaust will get you laid, you should be forced to marry your right hand.
Nothing like a movie about AIDS among preteens to get the fire burning! Jackass! One girl finds out she has AIDS and is now on a quest to tell the one boy she slept with before he goes to the party.
A woman gets raped by four guys and left for dead, gets up, and seeks revenge. If you’re gonna go with this movie, you might as well blast some man-bashing Destiny’s Child and tell her about the last porno you watched.
In the 70’s two Long Island girls went out for a night in town when they were abducted by a trio of dirtbags. Ironically, they raped and killed them in the woods only a few hundred yards from their house. Worse part, its based on a true story! This movie will leave a dirty taste in your mouth.
This is actually a phenomenal movie. A great cast and about a mission to assassinate a Green Beret in Cambodia. And if it’s bootie you’re lookin’ for, you’ll get it! Only, you’ll wake up after it’s over. The movie will put your date to sleep.
Jodie Foster is raped in a bar by three guys as 10 other guys cheer them on, also based on a true story… do you see a trend here? No rape movies. While we’re on it, don’t rent North Country either.
Alright! Lets watch a movie about the first female serial killer with a sex scene between Christina Ricci and 30lb over weight Charlize Theron!… nice one jackass!
Kickass movie, but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
True that it’s good to have a good horror film because its exciting. But only if it makes your jump. This makes you sick. Again, great movie. But watching Linda Blair yak on a priest isn’t exactly a mood setter. Sweet movie, but if you leave your date to this movie, you’re dick will be dryer than cotton.
There you have it, now go set the mood you dirty stud, you!
Now On to the next step!
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